While in New York, we'll be careful not to take an inappropriate book on the ferry:

He gets all pissy at me and says, "Don't you understand this is for your safety?"

"Confiscating someone's gun or bomb is for my safety. PErhaps confiscating someone's pocketknife or nailfile may be for my safety. What's so damn dangerous about my book?"


We'll remember that an almanac might be seen as dangerous.

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