Sr Environment Grumpus

I've been considering asking my boss for a title change. I think that "Senior Tools Curmudgeon" would be nice. I could go around dropping statements like:

  • "A poor carpenter blames his tools." and
  • "In my day, 'tool integration' meant holding a hammer in one hand and a saw t'other."

The Brunette seems to think that there's a more appropriate title. She suggests "Tools Prima Donna".

"Intelligent numbers rarely are," I mutter. "Rutabega."

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