Phone Call

A Home Report

"Hello."

"Hello, I represent an organization that provides a tiny little bit of sunshine for the dreary worlds of poor, cancer-ridden children who are suffering as we speak. How are you tonight?"

"Umm, dandy, thanks."

2 thoughtful messages from friendly readers:

Washington Cube said...

"Take my name off your list and never call here again, or I will report you to the F.C.C....Oh yes, Merry Christmas."

taleswapper said...

I'm pretty sure that charities can call whomever they darn well please. And surveyists, too.