Tools for the Job

Man, these candidates are so lame. When I am elected president, I'm going to attack the budget with a hatchet and a scalpel and a chainsaw, a waffle iron, a spoke wrench, and a dozen ninja throwing stars.

Take that, budget!

Where did my Alien budget tool go?

3 thoughtful messages from friendly readers:

fiona said...

What a whopper!
Proud of ya buddy :-)

lacochran's evil twin said...

We got plenty of tools in DC.

AbbotOfUnreason said...

Ok. I'm not touching either of those comments.