MicroLending

Well, I tried to go to a micro-lending party, but I was stymied. Grass Valley is overrun with folks tonight. In a fruitless search for parking, I nearly ran over 16 kids, almost got hit by six drivers not paying attention, and something else bad. I don't know what that was, but you should have a list of three bad things for a sentence to be funny.

I hope that they got the foot traffic they were after and that some dream-filled entrepreneurs found some funding.