Here's a quick round-up of signs I've enjoyed over the last two months.
We'll start in Oklahoma, where I was disturbed by the combination of the bench's designation with its patriotic colors:
In Arizona, I briefly considered whether a dead cow would tie down well on my roof-rack. It certainly wouldn't fit in my hatchback.
Over in Reno, one of those claw vending machines is filled with "string dolls." If someone gave me this Romeo doll, I think I'd see it as a threat.
You have a secret crush on someone and you wonder if that person feels the same about you. Romeo will build a bridge of love and connect your hearts together.And maybe sew buttons in place of your eyes...
A little closer to home, over on Chicago Park Powerhouse Road, I was really stumped by this one. So, is there really a difference between loitering and fishing?
And finally, here's a sign you wouldn't have seen 20 years ago. I know how these folks feel. I used to live in a place that MapQuest gave horrible directions for...